Sunday, September 23, 2012

Ole G's tumult and fracas



Note de l'auteur.- 

De facto, I would like to start this posting with a clarification, a note to my devoted readership, (les raisonnables), all three (3) of them.

If you have been wondering why I have been placid for the past few months, it is not because as some truands have claimed that I have serenely entered eternity, and have assumed ambient room temperature, Ole G pa pèdi chelbè l, au contraire, If I have not posted for a while, it is simply because I was going through a Tibetan body, and mind cleansing therapy; Indeed, I was removing the toxins, healing the energetic disorders left by intoxication (tafia), smoking, alcohol (toujours du tafia), unhealthy food (gryo ak tasso, fried pork and goat), and mixed exotic drinks (encore du tafia); breaking a habit of pure hedonism, the avant-garde thinking old man, was taking a sabbatical, a spiritual journey to gain clarity of mind (oneness). The wishes of the truands are superfluous, and boggle the mind, and it is a fact provocative of myrth, and they do not deserve a drop of grace, LOL (Laugh Out Lord), diantre soit les coquins!

Chak jou Bondye fè jou.- Quotidian.-

My life pre-cleansing: a spectacular explosion of the information age, mon quotidien: submerged in a deluge of tweets, instant messages, immersed in LMAO and ROTFL, engulfed in iPods, iPads, Instagram, Facebook, Badoo, Netlog, Twoo; breaking news, top Stories, nightly broadcast, that I used to watch delivered at a precise time, by one (1) anchorperson, one (1) television station, are antik, kadik (things of the past), these days available in twenty-three (23) different languages, I have 927 International television stations at my disposal at the click of a button;  however, in spite of the boob tube madness, I am eternally indebted to the Food Network, for instructing MOI of the disparity between a bouillabaisse, and a bisque; heart-melting thanks to BBC, and CNN for informing MOI, that Nintendo's Mario was named Prime Minister of Italy, and a salute to the E! Network News-tainment, for confirming my suspicion that Kate (wife of the future King of England) has a great pair of coconuts.

The world according to Ole G.- 

It goes without saying that we are living in a world where lives, and heaps of money are spent on unending wars, a universe of shameful avarice, of -isms: racism, sexism, classism, elitism, and ageism, a cosmos of percentiles (47%), the concentration of wealth in the hands of the 1%, a galaxy of  exploitation, disenfranchisement of the masses, and a world of puppet masters, and puppets. However, even as a bambino,  I had the ability to take an unfashionable step back, and examine the facts; in primary school, my inquisitive mind was always in alert mode with a cannonade of unanswered questions, addressed to my hesitant teachers, of course, in Ayiti, such behaviour was considered un crime de lèse majesté (crime of lese-majesty), I still recollect the day, that I asked a Reverend Father: Wasn't the Catholic Church  'till the mid-20th century, a slave holding, and colonialist institution? That is why I have always found it rather dolorous, and heart-rending, when I see some rather keen, and urbane mortals giving credence to the manipulations of thoughts, and reasons circa the 21st century, while I have always appreciated their anachronistic sense of the absurd, I still fail to catch their drift.

Choses et gens entendus.- Things and people (over) heard.-

The Gospel of Jesus' wife: The discovery of a papyrus fragment, suggesting that the son of God  may have been a married man, has sent jolts through the princes of the Vatican , and beyond, thirty-three (33) words mind you, what a coincidence! as the New York Times reported: “Even with many questions unsettled, the discovery could reignite the debate over whether Jesus was married, whether Mary Magdalene was his wife and whether he had a female disciple. These debates date to the early centuries of Christianity, scholars say. But they are relevant today, when global Christianity is roiling over the place of women in ministry and the boundaries of marriage.”

The Vatican † decided to introduce celibacy about a millennium ago (1000 years ago), to keep the inheritance rights of priests' land, and properties all for itself. If Jesus had married, and indeed the catholic church was to allow priests to marry, a lot of the physical, and sexual abuse which was forced upon so many young people could have been avoided, then again it takes a sick bastard to harm a child, and no amount of sex with a woman would have changed much, sexual frustration does not, cannot drive any "normal level headed man" to child abuse  the church is run by sick individuals entrenched in covetousness, and depravity. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.

Mayan Calendar: 8.3.2.10.15 represents 8 b'ak'tuns, 3 k'atuns, 2 tuns, 21 December, 2012. What exactly will happen? the aforementioned question has piqued, and even baffled legion of researchers across a broad swath of disciplines for centuries, that is 'till Ole G s'est mis à la danse.
  • a.- Doomsday will be postponed, because heaven, and hell are not big enough for the world's population (7 billion +, circa year 2012), God's squads are not Ayitians, they do not know the guidelines of setting up sprawling tent metropolises, bidonvilles, trash-opolises, refugee camps.
  • b.- Just last week, I received the 2013 calendar from Standard Chartered Bank; further proof, that you may have to wait a little longer for Armageddon.
  • c.- If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, do not worry about the world ending today, because it is already tomorrow in Afrika.
  • d.- Who said that there were not false prophets amongst the Mayans? † For false Christs and false prophets will arise and show great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect  (Matthew 24:24 RSV)

The Kardashians: Kanye, please watch Ray-J's personal videotapes collection.

Apple Inc versus Samsung Group: since I do not know the difference between an iPhone, and a Samsung Galaxy S III, and considering that 'till last weekend, I thought that "app" was the abbreviation of "appointment", I truly do not care if the engineers, and designers of Samsung copied the iPhone look, and feel.
Conclusively, it is with great honour, and not even a shade of humility, that I am announcing that after a decade on the waiting list, I have been accepted into WSOPWKSTODN:  World Society Of People Who Know Stuff That Others Do Not.


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